El Chulo Waits

Sep 01
Sleepy friends

Sleepy friends

Aug 31
The Springfield zoo was super tiny and sad. More turtles than any other zoo I’ve ever seen. Even the wolverine was sad and wanted to leave

The Springfield zoo was super tiny and sad. More turtles than any other zoo I’ve ever seen. Even the wolverine was sad and wanted to leave

Aug 30
pluralfloral:

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

I HAVE SEEN THIS PICTURE SO MANY TIMES BUT OMG THAT CAPTION

pluralfloral:

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

I HAVE SEEN THIS PICTURE SO MANY TIMES BUT OMG THAT CAPTION

Aug 27
I feel like the contents of my shelves accurately depict me. One side is cute stuffed animals and the other is bones and insects

I feel like the contents of my shelves accurately depict me. One side is cute stuffed animals and the other is bones and insects

Aug 25
Aug 25
Aug 25
Aug 23
Ferret show!

Ferret show!

Aug 22
Found my college ID from freshman year… and my hair is the same color now as it was then

Found my college ID from freshman year… and my hair is the same color now as it was then

Aug 22

unmarvel:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]

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Aug 21
Aug 21

You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

Aug 21

quote On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.

Aug 21
Making stuff and getting stuff unpacked

Making stuff and getting stuff unpacked

Aug 21

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw